I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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