If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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