I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
tell me about the fingering
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