Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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