Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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