Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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