He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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