It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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