Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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