About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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