So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
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