i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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