I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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