chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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