im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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