From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
