question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
40s are totally the cure
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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