thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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