: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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