Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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