11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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