So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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