After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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