Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
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