please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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