So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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