But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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