absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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