I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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