Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
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