What a fucking waste of an outfit
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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