Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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