My sheets look like a crime scene.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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