She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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