i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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