Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
sex on a bike is impossible
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