But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I touched a dick in church today
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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