those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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