is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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