Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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