So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
it was like eating out sand paper
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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