Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
