I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
Randomize
