well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
this just has baby written all over it
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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