At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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