Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
The feeling are messing with the penis
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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