Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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