im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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