I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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