yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Randomize
