I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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