Cold hands, warm shart.
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
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