Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Randomize
