Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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