Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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