She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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