my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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